Not actual size It has been almost nine months since our last entry at TBIAW.  If rumors are true, that is just about enoug...

Are you tired of drinking beverages that are entirely liquid?  Do you believe that America’s decline is due in large part to alcoh...

I hate looking like a jackass.  Which is unfortunate considering the frequency with which I look like one.  I am also kind of a cheapskate...

Recent studies have shown that 100% of Americans are out of shape ( see fig. 1 ).  Other studies have also shown that Mrs. Bottle and I bo...

So I was wandering through one of the dozen Target stores within 10 minutes of the Bottle Wonderland Estate yesterday stocking up on cat l...

I’m back! Yes, it’s Mrs. Bottle here to share a story about the drink Mr. Bottle and I recently discovered. In honor of Chocolate Mint Day t...

Today is National Drink Wine Day so it seems appropriate that we temporarily awaken from our hibernation and bring forth on this blog a fre...