Recent studies have shown that 100% of Americans are out of shape (see fig. 1). Other studies have also shown that Mrs. Bottle and I both love margaritas. So much so that we have reviewed them no less than five times, not counting the Blue Margarita, but definitely including our most recent post.
|Study consisted of survey of one adult|
male located on the Bottle Wonderland Estate.
Margin of error +/- 100%
Our last drink, the Bud Light Lime LIME-A-RITA, met the criterion “easy to make” but at 220 calories per 8 oz it feel completely short in the “light” category. Our next entry is Crystal Light Margarita. In case you didn’t know, Crystal Light is essentially the same thing as sugar free Kool-Aid. As far as I can tell, the only difference between the two is the mascot. Kool-Aid has Kool-Aid Man, and Crystal Light has Linda Evans:
I apologize for not posting this early enough for you to get your free Crystal Light Body Workout on record or audiocassette. The offer expired on June 24. 1984.
|Last time we used fake Instagram effects.|
This time it is the real deal.
Also notice the expert use of terrible lighting.
Overall Rating for Crystal Light Margarita
Ease of Preparation: 4
Drinks Until Blackout: 4
Tequila (to taste)