Anyone who knows me (and that is a select group!) will tell you that I rarely complain and never whine. When little indignities or injustices strike, I receive them stoically or apply a devil-may-care attitude. That is why you won’t hear me wailing about the fact that Bottle Wonderland Cat has been waking me up at all hours of the evening for no reason whatsoever. I certainly won’t bore readers with woe-is-me accounts of Bottle Wonderland Kitten #1 hurling himself against the door at 4:00 AM and making an egregious amount of noise simply because he wants a kibble.
|Waiter, there's a plant in my drink|
A lesser blogger might cry about how his lack of sleep prevents him from formulating a rational thought or from making insightful asides in his entries. He might even try to drag out his complaint to constitute the majority of a post and blame said sleeplessness for his lack of focus. You won’t see those types of shenanigans here, though. We will keep any of our problems to ourselves and simply present our latest drink, the Cubeltini, a mix of vodka, lime juice, simple syrup, mint, and cucumber. The Cubeltini happens to be the signature cocktail of Trina, a restaurant in
|Where the boys were, circa 1984|
Overall Rating for the Cubeltini
Taste: 3 (4 if you cut down the sugar)
Presentation: 5 – It has an entire plant in it!
Ease of Preparation: 2
Drinks Until Blackouts: 8 – 18% Alcohol
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Lime Juice
1.5 oz Simple Syrup
3 Cucumber Slices
5-7 Mint Leaves