|The dawning of the taste of a sucky drink|
Surprisingly, a lawsuit has already been filed in the Applebee’s case. Among the suit’s claims is that the toddler suffered hangover symptoms for "for a period of days after the incident”. The kid is 15 months old. I thought you were supposed to recover from a hangover quickly when you are young. If it takes him days to recover when he is 15 months old, it is definitely going to be a problem when he is 480 months old. Trust me. Maybe he needs some hair of the dog. The parents should take him to a TGIFriday’s, order him a grape juice, and hope the kid gets served a Jägerbomb by "mistake".
Ease of Preparation: 4
Drinks Until Blackout: 5 – 24% Alcohol
1.5 oz Scotch Whisky
0.5 oz Cherry Brandy
1 oz Cranberry Juice