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Our first drink that aspires to a perfect five is the Hot Cinnamon Roll. It is hot apple cider and cinnamon schnapps. Our favorite cinnamon schnapps is Goldschläger, which contains actual gold. I’m not sure what the point of the gold is, but it does give you the rare opportunity to both consume and excrete real gold. Just like Russian billionaires and Oprah. For the apple cider we used Alpine Spiced Apple Cider. Don’t think too much about mixing instant cider and Goldschläger or it might cause cognitive dissonance.
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She also pointed out that cinnamon sticks are ridiculously expensive. I'm not sure if that has any bearing on the drink, but it needed to be said. Maybe next time we will skip the apple cider and the cinnamon stick and just drink straight Goldschläger.
Drinks until blackout: 10 - At only 8% alcohol, it would take a lot of these. Oh, and this metric is on an ∞ point scale