|Tiny bastards were after the juice!|
Just when I was ready to give up on Jungle Juice, Mrs. Bottle had a eureka moment: We should stir the drink! It was not unlike the moment Madame Curie discovered radium, only Mrs. Bottle’s idea had a more immediate benefit. Suddenly the juice and alcohol blended together in a fruity and delicious nectar. It went from boring to tasty, just like the new Jan Brady.
Even though we liked the so-called Jungle Juice, we now have to drink a garbage can full of the real stuff. Just as soon as I find that oar.
Overall Rating for Jungle Juice
Ease of Preparation: 2 – 1 Billion ingredients and tricky garnishes
Drinks Until Blackout: 7 – 16% Alcohol
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
.5 oz Triple Sec
1 splash Simple Syrup
1 splash Lemon Juice
1 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Pineapple Juice