|WTF? The glass is tiny and |
it is still mostly empty
Even though the Black Russian was good, Mrs. Bottle thought that increasing the amount of coffee liqueur would make it even better. She also thought that adding some cream would make it tastier still. Of course had we added milk or cream we would have had a White Russian, one of the many variants of this drink. If you removed the vodka, you have a Senator Joe McCarthy. Using skim milk in a White Russian gives you an Anna Kournikova. That one looks a lot better than it tastes. There is even one where you add Yoo Hoo to a Black Russian; it is called Why Are You Punishing Me, Jesus?
Overall Rating for the Black Russian
Ease of Preparation: 5
Drinks Until Blackout: 3 – 36% Alcohol
1.5 oz Vodka
.75 oz Coffee Liqueur