Monday, June 6, 2011

Drink 133: Put Your Left Wing In, Take Your Right Wing Out

We here at TBIAW like to remain apolitical.  It’s not that we don’t have political views (ours are clearly correct...thanks for asking!); it’s that we feel that drinking should be nonpartisan.  Unfortunately our neutrality sometimes limits our blog material.  We can’t joke on people lest someone think that we are taking sides.  We will never make fun of someone because of their politics except for the ttZZZZZZZZZ, those guys are a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots. 

This could have been a big week for us given the latest news. For example, there is a green field of jokes about the Democrat congressman sending pictures of his junk to virtual strangers on Twitter.  Sadly, we are unable to touch Weiner no matter how badly we want to. You may also have heard about Paul Revere ringing bells to warn the British that they can’t take away our guns. We won’t comment on that either since Sarah Palin (R) is a lightning rod figure. In that way she is similar to the kite that Thomas Jefferson flew when he invented electricity.

Safe-for-work Wiener Shot

Seabreeze Cocktail
Breezy like
Monday Evening
We’ll just have to focus on other things.  A good choice would be today’s drink the Seabreeze, a mix of vodka, cranberry juice, and grapefruit juice.  It is very similar to the previously reviewed Cape Codder. You can turn a Cape Codder into a Seabreeze by replacing one ounce of cranberry juice with one ounce of grapefruit juice.  The grapefruit juice definitely shines through in the Seabreeze, but in a pleasant way.   It is a welcome substitution.  Another welcome substitution would be almost anything other than an unsolicited photo of your genitals. That rule applies regardless of policital affiliation.

Overall Rating for the Seabreeze

Taste: 4
Presentation: 4
Ease of Preparation: 5
Drinks Until Blackout: 10 – 9% Alcohol


1.5 oz Vodka
4 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Grapefruit Juice

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